Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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mandadanyele 0
YDI. Seriously, no guy wants to go down on a hairy pussy.
sportsnut 0
you gotta keep the hedges trimmed, thats not that tough to do
ChelseaChops 1
#3 - amen. Don't shave. Do what YOU want with your pubes.
Gadgitgirl 0
#27- Men have been eating ******* for centuries with no problems. Not until recently have they become pansies in that area. The whole "I'll eat it as long as it doesn't look like a pussy, smell like a pussy or taste like a pussy" attitude is just unmanly and is a complete turn off. The best oral comes from men who love to do it and taste it. To the OP, I've had different kinds of men down there and trust me, this guy sounds like the type that you hope finishes really fast so you can leave. Nothing to miss out on.
gingermonster16 0
You should have been like "I'll shave when you shave". And then really, you should have walked out. If you didn't that is. Make him regret saying that.
amazingkate 0
i can't find who said it anymore, but someone pointed out that oral was much more likely if you are neat and clean. and that is true true true. so for me the hassle is worth it. however, what the definition of "neat and clean" is is up to you. and the guy you're about to have sex with, obvi.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
lol. this is rediculous. me, and im pretty sure most other guys, wouldn't have said anything if the hair was at least short/well maintained. but for ANY
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, ****, continuing from my last post (#150) ...but for ANY guy, no matter how much of a douche bag, to say that is ridiculous unless it is way out of control down there. nobody is going to jeopardize their chances at getting some by saying something like that unless there was wayyy to much hair down there. therefore, YDI for not even trimming in the past several years.
hawkloverr 0
wow, he sounds like a loser, i hope you didnt give him any. just to add my 2 cents to the discussion...i won't turn a shaved guy down if i otherwise like him...but i definitelyl prefer fur, on face and balls...so not everyone is a shaving freak, although i shave. i guess i do hold a double standard for women. its not fair and im not sure whats up with it, but i play into it...i do agree that this guy would have prbly been an AWFUL lay. but if you do something unconventional (like not shaving) you have to live with the consequences and go for unconventional guys...
sickinlove13 0
#115, I actually dated a guy for a few months who preferred hair - not a bush, but neatly trimmed. He thought being completely shaved was gross. Everyone has a preference.