Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
touchmeteaseme 0
lol.. actually 65 is right about the hygiene thing. Hair is not there to "trap" smells or sent. It's there to protect! and 79.. Oh, shut up. Are you really trying to analyze American society because someone referred to their genitals as "junk?"
12frisbees 0
79 - meh, we call them the family jewels in the US, too -- just depends on preference. and OP, do whatever you're comfortable with, because there will always be people who like it that way no matter what you choose.
Jaywin 3
Both men and women should groom before going on a date. It's a general rule that if you think someone is going to be seeing your fun place, you should clean it up as courtesy to the other person. I'm not specifically talking to you OP nor am I saying hair on a woman is gross, this is just a heads up to everyone.
lovell_says_hey 0
Your body and your choice. He's an ass.
gammagamma 2
Having hair down there is natural, obviously. But liking girls to shave doesn't make you a pedophile. I don't think a woman should have to shave down there if she chooses not to, and he was an ass to say it to you in such a harsh way. On the other hand, if it was highly excessive hair, then maybe you could just trim it back? I mean, I have no problem with a guy having hair, but I also shave myself because I prefer to keep it neat. If a guy said he preferred bush I would grow it out, it all comes down to preference really. But all in all, he was a bastard, whatever his preference was.
deaditegirl 0
You don't *have* to shave. Especially if he doesn't, then he has no room to talk. That being said, good hygiene is important. If you choose not to shave, at least keep things neat and tidy and not disgusting.
jillz 0
IF this FML is even real... YDI if you still gave him some. I get the feeling you will continue to let him put you down and you will continue to provide him with pleasure until you find the next guy to spread your legs for.
shroomis 0
#3 yes i do i swim and i shave every part of my body except my head and eyebrows so i think i know what its like...to the op...dont have a rainforest down there at least keep it neat
Vary_Vendetta 1
Wow. Personally, every time I wax or shave, I get a rash, so forget that. Too, we're freaking human. Animals if you will... If a guy doesn't like my hair, then he won't get any from me. My guy's response is: "It's your body and it's beautiful. Why change it?"
forthelulz_fml 0
Correct dude was correct. Shave that shit, no one wants to have to bushwack to get some.