Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Show off
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Whiff this
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
College rules
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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hellyeahmirjam 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahahahahhahahahahaha
mystomachurts 3
You could sue the school for letting that happen. It caused you emotional trauma. A student in my high school did just that and they had to settle out of court. (For being pants-ed in gym class) Granted, I come from a pretty affluent area and this boy probably had a father who could either pay for an amazing lawyer, or was one himself.
quite_bored 9
That's just stupid to sue, get the **** over it.
poiu717 0
eww girl you need control that forest down there.YDI
firedude266 5
ok thats just ridiculas and stupid because pulling down someones pants is just a joke! Friggin troll
spikeisfat 6
Well your friend is a dick haha FYL
gooBUZZ 0
Haha. I don't see how this is an FML though...
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
UrTheWorstCharac 0
Really? You don't see how exposing their genitalia unintentionally to someone they likes might be an unhappy event for them? Maybe you don't see the correlation between this happening and their complete lack of trust towards their friend? Maybe you just don't have a problem showing people your wang in public places...
helloletsgo 0
even if u shaved he would have said something. nice box perhaps
gooBUZZ 0
Yes, you are both correct, however, it's not like their life is screwed now, she's just a little embarrassed. Also, I read it as the comment he made was the FML, because who cares if he says to shave or not. it's OP's decision, so if she cares that much, then just shave.
gooBUZZ 0
I'm sorry, what am I supposed to be learning? Is that referring to my first post? Because yeah, I'm quite confused.
gooBUZZ 0
Ouch man, I'm hurting. Nah but maybe I just said it wrong, all I was saying is that I've seen a lot more FML's that haven't gone through, when they were clearly worse than this. Everyone who saw this or whatever, will forget about it really quickly. Unless of course it's a really small school. But yeah, it could have been way worse than him just saying what he said... Now please, I haven't insulted anyway, can you please stop insulting me? Thanks.
gooBUZZ 0
Anyone**
gooBUZZ 0
Yes, that was mean, like I said. But as the guy below me said, I can speak my mind. Obviously #12 could have said it a lot nicer, but still it was just my opinion and I was being truthful. Everyone can't be super nice 100% of their life.
gwarg 0
#64 - Why did you put an apostrophe in FMLs?
ygdrassil 17
FMLs are supposed to be funny, not terrible. Otherwise we would see a lot more FMLs posted post mortem.
gooBUZZ 0
#69, I'm not quite sure. I can't remember writing that, maybe my iPod auto-corrected it.
gooBUZZ 0
Oh far out, yes, it was insulting if the person cared. Like I had already said about it being mean, and I meant haven't insulted you or anyone replying to these comments. If you want to insult me, insult me on the one where I have too, not on this one. And now your probably going to say shit to me again for another stupid post, yeah?
DSebastionA 0
i hate trollers. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded
thefull9yards 4
pendatik, really? SHUT THE **** UP!!!!
WishResign 0
@gooBuzz, that guy Pendadick is lame. He gets butthurt over the simplest things, even when you clearly meant no harm. Then he goes out of his way (not really b/c he has no life) to make others feel as miserable as he is... the sad little dude. don't feed him, this is his only source of entertainment in his life. sometimes it helps to remember that that is how people act when they don't have real life friends.
youngclench 0
Pendatik = gay butt lover. Goobuzz = mature. "Feel free to share your opinion, but try not to be rude about it."
Sirin_fml 47
Really? Calm down, you nitwits.
ItsJustMe17 9
so you wouldn't care if someone pulled down ur pants AND your underwear for your whole class to see? u think that it would just blow over by the next day? you wouldnt care if your "lower half" was exposed to everyone for them to remember? with that picture of your bare body in their minds for the rest of their lives? no. it would not be forgotten for a few year in the least. they probably got a nickname like 'hairy balls' if you were a boy. but idk what a nickname would be for a girl.
Sparkadelic 4
Its okay, I gave you a thumbs up.. I dunno if anyone else will though ;)
Angi95 3
bahahaha so true
buttercupp2137 0
hey, gooBUZZ off.
jonesy974 5
Lmao 27 replies to just your post, fml is just for fat sad trollers and grammar trolls its ****** embarrassing. And the fmls are fake anyways people take this wayyyy too seriously Lol.
BirdieCurls 25
@84 You're** still retarded ;)
skiier4life 1
so? shave.
denbeste 3
Losers shave. Or girls that want to feel like they're getting raped. Do not deny the truth.
KidCracken 0
I bet your gf refuse to shave :P
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I shave :o Hair is gross. Plus how do you wear cute underwear if your bush sticks out?? *gags*
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Ignore that it sent my comment before I was done typing.
Muffinzz11 7
mm just trim? lol
awesom0 0
I bet you do shave ;)
nhrafan 6
exactly, I don't see how girls don't shave that's just disgusting
saksxalmo 20
Since when is the appearance of other girls' genitals your concern? Anyway, one could easily say the same about guys: Exactly, I don't see why guys don't shave; that's just disgusting. ...or about grammar: Exactly, I don't see why you don't use capitalization, punctuation, and proper grammar; that's just stupid. To answer your question, some girls don't shave because they don't have the time/money for it. Some girls don't shave because it hurts. Some girls don't shave because they don't give a **** about the opinion of someone named "nhrafan." That is all.
badsportsmanshit 0
if a girl I **** is furry I'll buy her a weed wacker and GUYS DON'T SHAVE it makes you of the genitals of a six year old
Horde 8
#151 so it's gross to **** a 6 years old boy, but OK to **** a 6 years old girl?
Mokiikom_fml 8
#168 WIN.
davidjr_saldana 0
bush is awesome jus sayin
damian25 0
ppl dont use good grammar cuz dis be the almighty internets :D that and its saves time, even if not alot
Nezumi04 20
I shave and I'm a guy. I actually am concerned for any girls i happen to date and shave down there to do them favor.
MrsLender_fml 3
Get rid of that forest!
6sick6 4
Why? De girls like da boosh because it's cushion.
tuninggamer 0
OP is the girl. Get new friends, or shave and wear cute/hot underwear xD
FML858 0
33- why does she need wear cute undies? they got pulls down too, her whole effing ass & v***na was showing (don't like saying it ) $:
iknowwhatimsayin 0
chop down dem trees!!!
dbaker02 0
haaaaaaaaaahaaaa
lizleez 0
that's so embarrassing.. do the same to ur friend
at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
1gator1nation1 0
nobody would ever wanna pants you. I mean gross! your picture made me gag
6sick6 4
Not cool, 12.
Doortje 30
Shut up #12.
gooBUZZ 0
Haha, I feel bad for agreeing with #12 because it's mean, but yeah, it's true.
gooBUZZ 0
Okay I withdraw my comment before I get flammed. :S
MrRawwr84 0
17 its yr opinion share it!!! and she is unattractive but no need to bring it up so harshly 12... man thats not cool :/
laurabev 9
Actually I think 10 looks nice. you douchebags need to stop talking shit about people over the Internet. Cowards.
cupcake112397 0
shutup #12. obviously if u have the time to make mean comments bout people, you have no life.
alicec123 0
12 - and YOUR picture made ME gag.
UrCommentsSuck 0
46 - and YOUR picture made ME gag!
BoCo_fml 9
#10, I agree with you. No one should have to deal with there pants being pulled down in public. #12, Shut up. I hope you get pants'd and people can see your little kid penis. OP, you're a chick, why are you wearing shorts or pants that can be pulled down? Pants-ing was big when I was in high school, but I was always prepared. A couple girls tried it and couldn't get them down.
Doortje 30
It was in gym class.
Althos_fml 5
#12 is just showing off because he knows there is nothing to see if someone pants him.
gooBUZZ 0
Do all you guys live in America? Because where I live I've never heard of that. Here we call it "dacking". Just wondering... :/
hippiechick96 3
#10 I think you're very pretty don't listen to these people that have nothing better to do than insult others.
awesom0 0
what are you a panda you retard
triviumrocks 4
53- and YOUR picture made me giggle :)
aliceFTW 0
What's wrong with you?
ishida1235 0
well someone has no sense in humor. u were probably one who got pantsd to
jondivey 9
its probably cause you were pants'd in school.
eeanmoryx 0
Haha we know who got picked on in high school.
maybaybe 0
Your friend should now be your ex-friend. That is a horrible thing to do to an innocent person.
6sick6 4
Who said they were innocent?
nathan5 0
Yeah, did you miss the part where the OP said that she had slept with her "friend's" boyfriend and that this was a revenge attack? Learn to read people! There is no innocence here, Op is a terrible person
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, most shorts, that I know of, have a string that is used to tighten the waist band. You are also in school with immature kids. You should have been prepared.
laurabev 9
If you pull hard enough they will still come down I suppose xD
KidCracken 0
Just ask him if he could help you shave ;)
Honziie 1
I like the way you think ;D
cpfdmedic 0
that's what I would do ;)
NurseHolly 3
That's disgusting.