Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
Skikkles 0
#3, it's easy for you guys. For us men, we have all the nooks and crannies to go around if we want to shave.
thisishilarious 0
you deserve it, why would you want the rain forest jungle between your legs? thats just disgusting
GrkGrl 0
you should. it not a big deal to do it...
looking_glass 0
Thats kind of horrible....But take it like this; now you know what that one particular douche thought so now you know to shave between your legs. Take it as constructive critism. I'm sorry that must have hurt a little bit on the inside hahaha.
VersusFML 0
No one likes a bush
aback 5
He sounds too dainty to ****, anyway.
Lagunaguitar 0
I actually find a bush kina sexy. I don't shave my balls, females shouldn't have to unless their guys REALLY want them 2
aback 5
Oh and wait a minute--he "invited" you to come over and cook dinner FOR him, and then had the nerve to bitch about your bush? OMG. Quit playing up to this fool's ego.
jerrycurls 1
3 and 5, took the words right outta my mouth
meddude 0
ha everyone's so angry that he said something about the bush. have you people ever seen a full one, or are you all the all-natural type? it can get to be a ******* rainforest down there, complete with humidity and ****** spider monkeys.