Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
gmor 0
haha that's great!! keeper lol
RonnieBurgundy 0
A **** razors gotta eat!
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Comments (300)
gmor 0
haha that's great!! keeper lol
MrSassypants 34
he wants to look good he had a bad hair day.
dtbomb 3
your boyfriend is full of win
NicoleMorganX3 0
hahhaah that's great
_TONGAN_ 5
Om nom nom...It's the ****-hair monster!!!! :)
DivakiddOsz 5
58, lmfaooo
MarkSeattle 0
could be either. I hope just trimming. shaved clean on a guy is creepy gross in a little boy pedophile sort of way...
turkeymonster39 0
you're dating borat?
azim2424 0
a penis has a miserable life. his hairs a mess, his neibhor is an asshole, his best friend is a ******, and he always spills mayonaise
Britney_0 0
OP is not an expert in the subject and is not familiar with the most correct term. Apparently you do.
ifyouseekamy666 0
107 ew lol
syedlink27 0
I like this pic tnk u!
mg211 0
ha that's funny lol
daemonios_fml 0
YDI for being a whining humourless person. No FML here folks, move along.
mg211 0
your really hot
timisrude11 1
Hahahaha 107!
mokacoffee 0
who gives a shit? do you know how many ppl out there are **** hungry? don't let that spoil your appetite!
Monkeylover2010 0
Buahahahahahahaha! That's freaking funny!!! :D
katgurl 13
Lol, the funniest serious reply ever
fthku 13
You got it wrong, it's A penis leads a sad life. His hair is a mess, his neighbour's an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and he is being constantly beaten by his owner.
mbartelsm 0
I know right?
lette4life959 10
I wanna thumb this up, but because of the post, I feel it should stay at 69. Lol
ClassyFade 9
I'm guessing you're one of them?
IcyHell 0
nom nom nom
peterkaay 0
om nom nom
LordXavier 0
nom om nom
natvv 0
nom nom om
samammynanny 0
I actually laughed when I saw this
hairt 4
YOU COMBO BREAKA!!!!!! =P
iampunk 0
..... nom.
nikki9910 0
helllaaa funny haha
Juneyah1017 9
you must love to lick his balls alot.
jok3r_l3tal 0
LMFAOO ^^
beallen 0
ohh good one.. dork
jeffreebitch 0
I'm a ball licker. ;)
zuuzuu_fml 0
hahaha he is sooo funny!!
hater118 0
hahahha ikr!
moSpice 0
he is stupid
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Nooo. Your Stupidd. Because Girls Are Moree Into The..Fun Tyle Of Guy :] But You Seem..All Firm..? Mysterious..And Weird...So, HaveFun! ^.^
ViiciousDreamz 0
haha firm.. haha
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why Must People Type Like This?
And_Jelly 0
-_Ama I really wouldn't be replying to that comment Typing Like This, unless you like to hold your shift key alot.
EricErection69 0
your bf is halarious and idk how to spell that so :P and its on nom nom! get it right I started that>;o last year
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
Actually Eric, the cookie monster started that, and it is, indeed, "om nom nom (nom nom nom nom until the cookie has been reduced to mere crumbs)" Please, just, no.
corytheboss 0
Taylor tots your gorgeous just sayin :)
leafyloud 0
Ama Lia why do you purposefully make yourself sound dumb by typing like that?
moSpice 0
looooool om nom nom you silly billy
April23_4169 0
wooh , some boyfriend you got there lol
dynky 3
ewww stubbly balls. shaving is gross.
hahaalolz 0
well, some people might not way **** hairs in the mouth? shaving should be compulsory!!!!
hahaalolz 0
*want, phew, glad I corrected myself before the damn grammar Nazis did...
jbsington 8
they jump on you like a pack of hyenas, and eat your brains out like a pack of zombies... oh yes I did have two similes and an ellipsis in that sentence! suck it! (I hope to god I spelled 'ellipsis' right)
Renesaga 8
Grammar Nazi, right here. You didn't capitalize the first word in any of your sentences. xD I'm just kidding. It doesn't matter to me, unless a sentence is written like. "u shld ttly hav 2 shav ur bawlz!!!1"
LexSwift 17
93- LOL at the example sentence you used. (:
RonnieBurgundy 0
A **** razors gotta eat!
mmmonique 6
LOVE the picture!!!
Poepiepiesie 3
Indeed those razors have the right to live their own bourgondic life of eating **** hair and drinking the fine ales that the human body expels.
SatansBiggestFan 4
milk was a bad choice
xkristinaann 0
definitely a keeper.
fuckdamnshit 0
hahaha, her boyfriend is great.
sweet_blasphemy 2
that's cute OP. YDI for me such a tight a**
sweet_blasphemy 2
^being
emmmmmma_fml 0
I agree haha it made me laugh :) everyone should be funny like this :)