Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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EbonyAthena 0
#147 You are correct. Oral sex on women has been document in Ancient Rome, Greece, Medieval Europe and Africa without regards to pubic hair. It is only because **** stars started shaving that it became the "in" thing for girls to do. Newsflash, pubic hair has a purpose. Shaving/waxing is not worth the pain of razor burn or an ingrown hair. As long as you wash before sex than there will be no smell P.S. a fishy smell from a woman's genitals does not come for the external vulva but the enternal ******. Fishy smell means you have a bacterial infection and need to see your gyno ASAP. Too much sperm left in the ****** after sex, antibiotics et al will throw off the pH level in the ****** and cause the fishy odor
LadySusu 0
well i think YDI.. c'mon if u knew there was a chance of getting some.. you couldnt took the time out and shave ur beaver?.. apparently u would take the time to get hair done, make up and etc... but not at least trim down there? shoot i am a mom and college student...i manage to keep it at least trim but i always try to keep hairless... just invest 5 mins every day and you wouldnt be in that position!
flex_able 0
lol @ everyone this is tff. she made a bad choice, with a clearly immature guy. life goes on...not an FML this can be fixed....stop sleeping around and find someone that likes you the way you are or at least motivates you to change your thinking on shaving
xxstealthxx 0
maybe you DO need to shave that area. nobody likes a hairy jungle vajay-jay lol
Tsukasa_fml 0
#66 is doin' it rong, and ROFL @ #69. Also yes, for a lot of guys being shaven is a big turn-on.
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
#5, Dude, I Worship Your Comment! I Back You Up 100% Here's The Fact: Your Body, You Do Whatever You Want With It, Shaved Or Not Shaved.IDC. My Guy Doesn’t Have To Do Anything. If You REALLY LOVED The Person, You Honestly Wouldn't Give A ****. Here' Something Everyone Forgot To Mention: You Are Not Having Sex With Someone Depending On How Much Hair They Have, You Are Having It Because Of Love. Today's Generation Is So ****** Up. Nuff Said.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
You are having it because it's great. Also, please lern proper capitalization.
MrZach 0
#3 Do WOMEN have any idea how much of a hassle it is? you got a field, be got a mountain and two hills to work around. How bout you try shaving YOUR balls. and Idc about pubs but i wanna be able to see the clit.
Dogmaw 0
Your body is YOUR body. He can jerk it if he doesn't like your bush; someone else will. And if you DIDN'T get dressed and leave, you deserved what you got and worse.
unistudentb 0
lol at #105 and I agree so much with #147. If you're so unmanly you're going to squeal at the sight of hair I am not interested.
gutteda 0
There was no way this guy is hot enough to **** under any circumstances. There's nothing wrong with telling a chick that you'd like to eat her out if she shaves and offer to assist. Believe me, most girls will gladly do shave for some head. However, if a guy acts *frightened* by pussy hair (like this guy clearly was), then he is definitely a bit gay as #5 said. Obviously the only way he can get it up for a girl is if she looks like she has **** pussy and that's only because he's really picturing the big dick that is ******* her. GAY. Take note boys, if you too are scared of pussy, just come out already. JUNE IS COMING OUT MONTH.