Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Dr_Gaddam_Dunka 0
That's what ur Ass Gets for being a hoe on the 1st date. What did u expect. P.S. The guy is a jerk too, but most of em are.
Jennifer83 0
It doesn't matter if you shave, get a bikini wax, or a Brazilian, but you need to at least trim it...who wants to choke on hair balls as they are going down on you? This is the 21st Century people, clean up down there!
bored719 0
@ #198 It servers a purpose other than just looking clean. as 196 mentioned, a girl doesn't want to get curly pubes in her mouth anymore than a guy going down a girl does. Males/females should shave if they enjoy oral sex...which is probably everybody. The date said that because he wanted to go down on her. Shaving makes oral sex 10x better both ways, giving and receiving.
justjayit 0
I'm a girl, and I don't understand why so many other girls think guys want a prepubescent look when they say that. Girls, why do you shave your armpits then? Or your legs? Or your upper lip? After all, only KIDS are hairless there... Body hair just isn't attractive on woman. And if you're like me, it isn't on guys either, but I'm sure that varies. Heheh
thisislove_fml 0
# 42, you might say that no one cares about cosmetics. but im sure, if you saw all the chicks you know, without makeup. you'd probly be pretty sicked out.. i know lots of girls who appear gorgeous, and then they take it off.. its like.. ew.. : and as to this FML.. its not like you HAVE to shave.. your choice. im'a say, yeah i do? i just think its cleaner, or looks cleaner. but did you knooow, everything on your bod is there for a reason. and so is the pubes.. this is sick, but it keeps moisture in, its not supposed to be dry. jusssssssst sayin (: ! ahhaha.
kevind23 0
You disgust me
AnimeJet 0
"it realy makes me sick to hear there are girls who dont shave" I need to stop reading FML comments, they are so depressing. It makes me sick to know there are males out there that are so brainwashed, they need girls to stick blades to their genitals in order for them to be attractive. And all the people saying to shave down there? Your vulva feels like shit compared to a waxed one, why don't I say you're all disgusting for not waxing instead?
Stunt_fml 5
Applause to 24... Well enough said.
verstecktergeist 11
Well that's why it's usually advised not to jump into bed with people you don't know. People who know you are more likely to be accepting while a stranger on the street.. might not.
smokinkush 0
I'm a girl and I personally feel really gross when I don't shave down there. Especially during that time of the month.