Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Ocilator 0
Just because a guy wants his chick to be shaved doesn't mean he's a pedo, it just means that he doesn't want ur pubes in his face when hes going down on you or scratching his dick when you're having sex. Besides...who wants to look at a bush??? that shit is a big turn off for most guys
deja54 0
I prefer shaved. I don't say shit about it to girls I get with, though. Just seems more hygienic and makes my job easier. No, I don't shave. I would be a hypocrite if I asked others to change while not changing myself, but alas, I do not. Also, it's funny that the "omg he likes sex with hairless children" is pretty much preempted and refuted already in the passage, but people still come in and say it. If I don't shave my face, someone's going to bitch, and the proper response isn't "what do you like hairless children or something?"
fermata 0
What an asshole. To hell with him. Personally I like myself hairless too. However, the itch and irritation that rages on in the area for days afterwards just make it not worth it. I keep it neat and trimmed. Anyone who has a problem with that can go **** himself.
poka_fml 0
#17 just wanna say that i am a part french chick curently living in france and my bush is trimed, my armpits clean, my legs smooth and i have no moustache. and having lived in the usa as well i've found that french girls were much more hygienic and appearance conscious than american's. :) although i must admit i like hairy guys and i do think completely hairless v are gross.
GGnoRe 0
Jeez, shave. No one wants to see a hairy pussy.
RunZoneFive 0
That's hilarious!! I actually laughed out loud. Really stupid of him, you be who you want to be :D
dg72592_fml 0
you should take him up on that advice
kapowi 0
It's actually rather hard to shave down there. But if it's a bloody forest, you definitely need to do something about that. Like trimming.
helloitisme 0
YOU'RE A FRICKEN ****. just having sex around with some cute guy you got a date with? can you say ****? **** **** ****. get a life besides just sex. you're pathetic.
Nenor_fml 0
Sounds like he cockblocked himself. What a moron. He should've said it AFTER the act.