Charming
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
xkonstantine125x 7
If you are just going to hook up with someone then you should expect anything. However if it's someone you are talking to, and aren't being a **** with with then topics like this should be covered. No hair is my preference. It is not that much of a hassle. for the girls who said it's a hassle, I say stop being lazy. People have different likes.
Anonymous485 1
#24 - Obviously the face isn't nearly as sensitive as the nether regions. They also don't have to shave anything else (e.g. legs, armpits, anywhere else, even though armpit hair on anyone is ****** gross).
cpatrick820 3
I man-scape, and yes, that shit can get quite uncomfortable. The twig-n-berries are constantly prodded with every step, sometime ingrown hairs if you're not careful. Like it's been said, good hygiene is just a good policy. The guy was a dick about it, but don't take so much offense towards the truth.
UseTheFrags 0
LMAO WHAT A LEGEND!
CopperPeony 4
#24 and #64 are the only two making sense on this page. It's perfectly fine for a women to have pubic hair, but naturally it should be kept neat and trimmed. That's simple hygiene. As for pain with shaving, for most of my life, I never shaved. Then I started dating a guy who, at one point, mentioned he preferred it. I surprised him one day by shaving. I wasn't necessarily planning on keeping it that way, but I noticed how much cleaner and less smelly it was in general (no matter how well I washed before). Now I shave entirely for my personal preference, and there is no pain or razor burn so long as I moisturize properly. I just wish people who don't shave wouldn't look down so much on people who do. It has nothing to do with preferring a prepubescent look, it's just better hygiene and it makes for better sex in my experience.
latinamaria131 0
i shave. i feel nasty if i dont
genius_man16 1
If he shaves his pubes then I have no problem with his comment. If he doesn't, then you should have kicked him in the balls.
guinevere 0
What a jerk. Shaving is a personal preference. He could have been a bit gentler about it. A guy once asked me if I'd ever considered shaving and said the area would be more sensitive if I did. That's the way to do it.
wellchit 0
it all depends on how you look down there, if its like a jungle then you should think about trimming it up, there is nothing wrong with shaving it, there is also nothing wrong with having hair, all those people who are calling it prepubescent are saying that because they feel like a pedophile, which they probably are, or afraid they might be so it scares them, anyways, do what you have to do.
SS240 0
#3 do you realize how much of a pain it is for guys to shave? YDI, I dont like to floss while I eat, I'm sure the girls dont either. SHAVE THAT SHIT! I expect my girls to be shaven, and in turn I shave myself. Everything is cleaner that way.