Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
dellis44 7
wow... some guys just don't know how to treat a girl.
Althenias 0
dump him, bitch should not be the word he uses to refer to you. just make sure your not being a bitch and you'll find better.
D1323 0
Change your name to bitch
Mga101102 2
That's when you grab him by the ball and dump him
cory47 4
Well, is it true?
justagimmick 8
Yeah, that sucks. However, more fool you for allowing him to call you 'bitch' in the first place - he probably thinks your ok with it. You should have put him straight first time round.
bmkc4 1
Sounds like he is the bitch.
AbsurdHAD3S 4
Why are you still with him?
crichards85 4
It's cool in a playful way but it sounds like it's getting out of hand. You may want to reconsider him being your bf
GUNN1313 3
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