Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Dump him sweetheart, coming from a fellow Aussie, you should have a guy who strives to make you feel good.
bagofshit 0
That's really mean.
maebelline12 12
why don't u start calling him an asshole 24/7 and see how he likes it?
sharod101 5
LOL
tjv3 10
Well if you stay with him and allow it then YDI
Scotth901 22
Cyanide much?
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
eddeeezzyy 19
Yeah, like that's just going to automatically make him stop calling OP bitch.
biggestfan23 11
In this case I would probably say you should leave him. That's no way to talk to a woman let alone your girlfriend
eddeeezzyy 19
Totally agree 13. Finally there's an FML where a girlfriend can dump her boyfriend with a perfect excuse why.
mrszane93 5
I agree with 13 also. If a man ever called me one, he will be slapped. Some people have no respect.
lonkite101 14
Some boys tend to think its a respectful and playful name. He could've meant it in a good way.
I_lost_the_game 25
In no way can 'bitch' be used in a respectful way.
Mitcha857 0
No there's no way calling a girl a bitch is respectful. I don't know what planet you live on, but where I'm from girls get pissed when you do that. OP why the hell are you still with this guy after he's been calling you bitch so many times? Why do you continue to put up with it?!
BRLHP 24
OP if you were smart you would be saying ex-boyfriend.
william8691 10
You should make him YOUR bitch.
qqaz 6
My girlfriend and I call each other "bitch" and "asshole" all the time. It's kind of like our version of "dear" and "honey"
biggestfan23 11
#153 good for you
kyarush 10
Yea that makes sense "hey bitch, can you get me a glass of water?" reply "sure honey".... Get real dude, my woman would slap the piss out of me and any self respecting woman would do the same lol
DynamicDave 11
Maybe she's an unbearable bitch? Did no one consider that?
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah but each couple is different. It's okay of you are both cool with it. OP doesn't seem to be otherwise why would she post on here? Even if he's joking or thinks its cute if she doesn't like it he should stop. Of course that would require a big grown up conversation...
madelinebriana 11
11 - It's actually a reasonable solution if he's just joking! My boyfriend used to address me in the same way as OP's boyfriend, and he was simply joking around, not realizing it bothered me. I confronted him about it and told him it hurt my feelings and he stopped. If he's being serious and disrespectful though, I agree that the relationship should be ended
PenguinSwag47 0
Now this definitely sounds like a healthy relationship.
RobertTheRock15 0
Ur black you would slap th shot out someone for no reason
peasonearth 8
It's just not cool if your boyfriend says it that often. Every now and then my boyfriend will call me a bitch jokingly if we're playing around but not that often.
rdrr 2
Shut up and make me a sandwich bitch!
AKGirlinSD 20
If he's calling you bitch more than any other pet name and your name, something is wrong. Ask him if he could tone it down and if he doesn't stop, then he'll be single soon and you won't be called a bitch, at least by him, anymore. I've never let any of my boyfriends jokingly call me a bitch and I never will.
a563 3
Maybe he thinks it's a term of endearment!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe he's joking? I call my boyfriend my bitch ;P
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Although, OP, if he's serious and won't stop if it bothers you, dump him. That's disrespectful.
enchi999 8
40) why would he joke about it? What OP is saying is he addresses her as bitch more often then not and since this is an FML I'm assuming he's serious about it too.
causticgirl 6
Maybe he's an asshole
Soloman212 28
Maybe she's a bitch.
rainbowflag 2
BITCH.....I love you!
Lexiloulynn 2
"You know, you call me bitch a lot. It's not really a term of endearment." -Easy A
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Maybe his new name should be ex-boyfriend...??
IndianGiver 8
Oooorr maybe her boyfriend is pyrobooby from Youtube. I feel so sorry for you, mudabitch. :(
haleyneal 0
wooowww i wouldnt even LET him call me a bitch
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Do you let him call you "sexxi"?
hockeyoceancity 13
Of course she does! She's boy crazii.
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ your comment matches with her profile picture. LOL
lonkite101 14
Umm, you don't look "sexxi"
ManInTheMachine 20
85-Chill the **** out. Nobody is hitting on anyone. In fact, they're doing exactly what you're accusing them of missing; making jokes. And there's no need to defend her. I'm pretty sure she wasn't trying to look attractive in her photo. If she was, then...well....
AshCrash_xo 0
Lol you all just made my day:p
SqueakyChipmunk 22
4's bf: Hey Bitch.
MarisaCB 16
Have you ever BEEN to Paris or are you one of the girls that wear shirts like, "I
The_Tool1 13
I think she looks pretty sexxi in her picture, but I guess that's just me.
SpottedZebra42 14
Does anybody have a translator? I would like to know what the hell 161 just said.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I wonder if she can even speak French.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
K, someone can like a certain place without speaking their language. I love Italy but I don't speak Italian. geez people
MrRager7 1
I don't get why you're picking on her. You people need to grow the **** up and stop bullying someone for no good reason.
YourBuddyElmo 5
Et si je parles francais, je suis meilleur? Et se parlo anche l'Italiano...vol dire che solo io pup amare l'Italia? Nonsense.
chasec23 4
What are you gonna do about it?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Lighten the **** up!
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
161- Your grammar skills are almost as much of a "FML" than the OP's....
bagofshit 0
But you are one.
Epihk 2
Stfu Noob.
isallwaysme 27
bitch
gee41896 10
You should NEVER let a guy disrespect you that way.
a563 3
Nice job with the triple posting, it really helps get your point across!
gee41896 10
**** it shit happens !
hockeyoceancity 13
Shit does happen, naturally, but ******* it doesn't make it go away!
mvems 13
I don't know why you got thumbed down. Your point was valid (if not obvious) regardless of your triple post.
gee41896 10
You should NEVER let a guy disrespect you that way.
gee41896 10
You should NEVER let a guy disrespect you that way.
MizzKilljoy69 11
and this is all coming from a bird
Made217 6
^ ******* gold right there
randomness3053 5
Since when did disrespect become a verb?
gracehi 33
204, please tell me that was a joke.
gee41896 10
Well the bird obviously has more sense than you.
hockeyoceancity 13
Bird is the word! Sorry i had to do it!
ohSNAPyall 27
142: Peacocks are proud birds.
brackaman 18
Lol @ 205's pic. It's like the cat is starting up in disbelief at 204's fail.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
How does he pronounce the exclamation point?
Jiinxx 8
the same way !Xobile pronounces the exclamation point in his name. *prays you get the reference so I don't look like a complete idiot*
i_canlickmyelbow 3
BI RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR CHUH or BI BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHUH Its like key dollar sign ha.
bandofsand 10
russell ... somebody gonna get hurt real bad
maosquare 18
In some African tribes, they click their tongues to create the ! sound. B*click*tch
Forlorn420 9
Looks like he has 99 problems and a bitch IS one lol
hockeyoceancity 13
Why are you with someone who disrespects you? He should be calling you nice name, Beautiful, gorgeous, baby, babe, but bitch shouldn't ever be in his vocabulary directed towards you...
36591951 9
Bitches be trippin'
Mrsgarcia 3
Bitches know they loved to be called bitches. Why else would they call each other bitches.
louisstephen 8
A little extreme there maybe? Im all for the respect but quit living in your fake little disney land worlds. The guy she's with is a little dumb but i doubt he's trying to be mean.
UMOISTBRO 0
192 - Disneyland worlds? Wrong metaphor there, in my opinion.
cathyfang1533 12
Sure name calling seems harmless now, but it might slowly escalate to mental abuse and then maybe physical abuse. I say dump him while you can....
angeluv_2014 22
yeah bitch! YDI because you obviously like such an asshole or you wouldn't still be dating
bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
madsaboutyou 6
Ha! I was gonna post this.
heyitsdill 4
LOL
PrinceOfBritain 20
This got more upvotes than #1
Unlucky1232 20
or badass. like "My girl is so ******* badass"