Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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WistayShlaio82 13
Yeah you probably shouldn’t be doing that kiddo
bloopaloop 27
You probably remind him of her good qualities that he loved her for.
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bloopaloop 27
You probably remind him of her good qualities that he loved her for.
WistayShlaio82 13
Yeah you probably shouldn’t be doing that kiddo
mackdeezy 22
Oh thank you, Alan. Your presence has been missed.
QueenSaru 28
1. Don't do that. Down that path lies madness. 2. I mean, most people recycle nicknames. "Honey" "Sweetie" Darling" are not exactly unique.
RichardPencil 32
Listen, Sugar ****, sexy nicknames are hard to come by without sounding ridiculous. And you really can't afford to test "Wolf Pussy" or "Moon Crater Ass." Those might not get the desired response.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So? How rare is the nickname he uses for you? If its an often used one, get over it. Even if it was rare, get over it. Unless he's calling you blondie and you are a brunette and his ex is a blonde, then get over it.
samomaha 17
That's what ya get for creeping.