Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
tashapasha 11
Why the hell is he still your bf?!
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, and why are you still with him? If you continue to be with him then you don't deserve any sympathy.
jcap113 4
Ydi if you put up with it that long!
ddddddddg 9
Then stop being a bitch, no guy just calls his girlfriend a bitch for no reason
carine88 5
Call him that too.. That's disrespectful though ..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm not condoning this, but I do have to wonder, what would the responses be if the roles were reversed in this FML? If the girl was calling her boyfriend an asshole or something, people wouldn't probably say he deserved it for being an asshole. But because this is a guy calling his girlfriend a bitch, it's automatically assumed that he's a douche. We don't know the full story so it's hard telling. Maybe she really is acting like a bitch and it's become her official nickname. Just throwing that out there.
saksxalmo 20
Totally agree 162. But you're probably going to get a lot of negative responses from people who think that women are more "fragile" or that "words can't hurt". smh
gracehi 33
What the hell makes you think that? I really doubt the majority of people would react any differently if the roles were reversed. Mind you, some people have indeed accused OP of deserving this treatment, but the more blunt comments have already been moderated.
DelphiCat 17
Not going to lie, if a girl was calling her boyfriend an asshole that often i'd tell them to break up. The OP has already said he was meaning jokingly, and if i hadn't seen that i would be saying "you're with him why"? but whilst "Bitch" is a strangely affectionate term in my flat, and can be elsewhere asshole is just asshole. Why are people always getting butthurt about gender on this site and assuming "if it were the other way round people wouldn't be saying that!"??
chango6 3
A man should treat his girl like he treats himself. Sorta makes me mad to know the guys that have no respect for women, are the ones that get the girl.
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Jesse off of Breaking Bad!?
ashtell333 4
Than you should leave his sorry ass!
EJacob1988 1
He should have been your ex after the first time he called you a bitch. Men only respect women who demand respect. Your fault darling.