Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
pantherprincess 6
Time to get rid of him.
LittleDevil01 4
oh you bitch
loodawwg8five 1
Your bf sounds like a f@ckin dickdouche
scott4551 0
Take like a goo bitch should. Shut your mouth
elletex 8
I'm going to get crap for this, but...have you given him a reason for calling you a bitch?
what_ever2007 11
Even if she did do something that would "make" him call her a bitch, he still shouldn't be calling his girlfriend a bitch and stay with her. If someone feels the need to call their significant other bad names, they shouldn't be together, imo. But, I saw that the OP commented on this herself, and turns out, it was nothing negative -- he meant it as she's "his bitch," playfully, but now that he's realized it upset her, he stopped. Yay, happy ending. :)
gracehi 33
I agree completely. If your partner does something you can't forgive, you should leave them, not hold it over their head forever to get some sort of superior leverage in the relationship. In that case, you're no better than the one who wronged you.
elletex 8
No, I understand, and I'm glad that there was a happy ending for OP. I don't mean to make any assumption about her. I just meant that as a generalization, if one is being called a bitch, there might be a reason behind it. I've known girls who can talk until they're blue in the face about how they're mistreated, while in reality, they don't treat others well.
hcarrillo90 0
why are you still with him? ydo
yourlifesucksHA 14
Take it as a complement. Bitch means female dog What dose a female dog do BARK bark come from a tree And a tree comes from nature And nature is BEAUTIFUL!
kbclouds 2
That's what my ex did.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Ah. Glad to see things worked out in your favor.
what_ever2007 11
I'm glad it turned out well. :)