Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
mosquito19 14
you answer to it
Dr_Kash 3
A guy don't start calling his gf bitch unless she is one and If he is calling you bitch more than your name then stop being one!
gracehi 33
^ Obvious troll is obvious. If she's such a "bitch," why wouldn't he simply dump her? He's clearly just an asshole who has no respect.
LonelyApple 11
Here's a way to take advantage of someone calling you a bitch later on in the relationship. - When you start dating someone, insist that you(female) get the pet name of "bitch" and they(male) get the other pet name of "asshole". Then during the relationship when he calls you bitch, you can be like "Awwwhh love you too asshole! :)".
Wood1andcritter 3
I have called any of my past girlfriends or current one that. Not even as a joke
Izabushel 65
Just wondering if there should be a 'never' in that sentence.
furly09 17
Might be time for a new boyfriend...
shandilynne93 1
I know the feeling my ex was the same
HerrBawl 4
Bitches be niches.
Nwthatzfunny 9
he does not have no respect for u
NicollieOlliO 0
I think you should let him know that such a name bothers you.
MrRager7 1
I would never call the woman I love a bitch. The problem is now days girls are dating little boys and not men. Pathetic.