Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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Top comments
bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
mariah_victoria 0
Lolz.
Kasse 4
Sounds like it's time for a break up.
Josie_Kat 0
Ya sure he's your boyfriend? It's time to call him bitch too see how long that lasts
emily36459 6
Join the club
xalba 9
If your let him get away with it the first time he said it....then u deserve it. And ur still keeping him around, now you really deserve it.
drarmstrong 8
H
alexxeon 5
YDI for staying with him
KalCountry76 12
He shouldn't be calling you a bitch in the first place.
afropuffjake 9
That can't be too pleasant but there ARE guys who call their girls by every nice name in the book but treat em like shit. If he doesn't make you happy however, ditch his ass it sounds like he was brought up by the billboard top 40 and those aren't exactly wholesome rules to go by XD
koolkat27 13
Stand up for yourself bitch!