Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sierra Madre
Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Brittany
United States
Oddly suspicious
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Anonymous
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Daria_Weiner
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Russian Federation
Freudian slip
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Top comments
lalalaila777 24
sometimes people snap at stupid little things when there are very big things left unsaid or rising resentment peaks, hopefully life gets better and clear honest communication is happening between your 2.
RichardPencil 32
Surely, he didn't want you to call him Shirley.
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RichardPencil 32
Surely, he didn't want you to call him Shirley.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're only ever meant to use his name when addressing a 3rd person, you're supposed to be using a pet name for him. Don't know if it's something to get angry about but using his actual name is like middle naming a kid.
lalalaila777 24
sometimes people snap at stupid little things when there are very big things left unsaid or rising resentment peaks, hopefully life gets better and clear honest communication is happening between your 2.
bear7722 11
my husband has done the same. its like what, am I not allowed to use your name?
Charlie Given 28
It's because when you're significant other calls you by your first name instead of your pet name many assume that they're in trouble for something.
poopface82 25
My girlfriend and I almost never use each other’s real names unless we’re being serious or we’re really mad. If you called him by his actual name when you never do that and he didn’t do anything to warrant it, I can understand why he’s mad.