Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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Top comments
bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
mollysticks 10
Why would you be with someone who disrespects you?
drawfromthewell 6
Here's an idea: Leave him. Respect yourself enough to find someone who actually respects you.
TPaw 0
Is no one else wondering why in the hell OP's boyfriend calls her bitch 2? He must have numerous other bitches for his girlfriend to be only #2.
TPaw 0
Damn, the FML was changed. Now my comment looks idiotic.
babe7260 30
& you're still with him???? Find your self respect & don't put up with that bull shit!!!!
powershock 4
Awe, being called a female dog is not all that bad. Woof woof.
metalwolf 17
This is one of those very rare occasions on FML where "dump him/her" just might be a proper solution.
idschauk 2
Call him Lafayette.
Briiyahh 7
Say you don't like it then
gizmo62_fml 1
you need a new boyfriend
ICastillo 25
Call him micro penis from now on. That would piss him off