Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed
Mauritius
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Taylor505
Ocala, United States
Love is love
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
The Voice
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
sadgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
He must really love you if he is calling his dog by your name, the bond between a man and his dog is special.
Sheogorath 4
I've called my child, my parents, my boyfriend and my pets all by each other's names at some point. My mom has called me by my cousins names and my siblings names and sometimes the pets. I constantly call my child by my cats name. It's because they're both adorable. You'll be ok.
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Sheogorath 4
I've called my child, my parents, my boyfriend and my pets all by each other's names at some point. My mom has called me by my cousins names and my siblings names and sometimes the pets. I constantly call my child by my cats name. It's because they're both adorable. You'll be ok.
hilamonster 14
well, at least it wasn't the other way around.
Chen Zhibang 8
If the dog responded, we might have a problem
Mungolikecandy 19
He must really love you if he is calling his dog by your name, the bond between a man and his dog is special.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe it’s because he’s giving it to you doggie-style ;) And hopefully only you.
skippydoda 32
Meh. My parents haven't gotten my name right on the first time since I was in elementary school.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Get over it. My dad, my mom, my son, and I have called people other people's names, pet's names, etc. It has stopped bothering me.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
At least it wasn't the other way around?