Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
gracehi 33
Glad to find out his behavior was due to immaturity rather than deliberate disrespect. Luckily, he'll likely grow out of his immaturity, and it sounds like he's already on his way. :)
lalop 1
Stop acting like one maybe? Idk
kory_jenkins 5
Dump that bastard!!
gigglingalways 6
.... yet you still call him your boyfriend. Makes sense
Capt_Awesome137 0
Why do many women date the douchebags? You need a new bf. I suggest you check the friendzone
iamsuperman187 1
Well it sounds like you need a real man that respects women and not a child who treats you like a nobody!
jayfreeman80 0
Maybe you should change your name!!!
blackrose3121 3
Dump his ass
sataris20 5
Leave him, real quick, fast and in a hurry! He is not worth your time
Kristoffer 35
YDI. No, not being called bitch; you deserve the respect you're now getting, because you took the time to discuss the matter rather than let it build up to a point where it would destroy your relationship.