Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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Top comments
73012211 17
Wait... you were "on the floor" vacuuming? Do you not vacuum standing up?
egnur_mas 19
This is one of those times where it could kill you to clean up...
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Comments (12)
tigerthepredator 16
I'm pretty sure judo doesn't have kicks.
egnur_mas 19
This is one of those times where it could kill you to clean up...
RichardPencil 32
It was a wicked sports injury -- you just didn't know you were playing.
73012211 17
Wait... you were "on the floor" vacuuming? Do you not vacuum standing up?
OrchidKitten 21
He could've been using the vacuum hose to vacuum in the corner near the door, and most people get on their hands and knees when using the hose.
Jay18 22
this question also baffles me
usnwife 18
That was my first thought too, but if it was a rug in the entry way OP might have been on the floor holding the corners down to vacuum them without it getting messed up... I always stood on the corners for my mom when I was a kid, and once or twice had to get down to fix it when I tried it on my own. Otherwise, I have no clue...!
species4872 20
<p> Most people? been looking in a few windows have we.</p>
tj4234 36
Judo is more wrestling/throwing than kicking. It was probably either a karate, or kung fu kick.
False_Stupidity 42
Everyone who ever said that housework never hurt anyone needs to read this FML
Downer_Christi 2
I hate to be that guy, but a "judo kick" isn't a thing.