Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
SwAGkiLlS 5
Drop his ass
xxcloboxx 1
I have a feeling that he's a beginner with this whole relationship thing...
kyletk 7
maybe it's time to break up since he has no respect for u.... u should be treated better.
OfficeNinja 5
Get a new boyfriend who is not a complete asshole. If he calls you a bitch and gets away with it, it is YOUR fault. You choose to go along with it.
fairydust91 2
Backslap that mofo.
lovethycookies 0
Well Op there is only one thing to do bitch slap him and then say "No more cookies for you"
isis_morrigan 18
Well, since you tolerate it, you definitely deserve it, and have no right to whine about it since the problem is of your own making!
Unbweavable 17
It's your fault for letting him call you that if you don't like it
panicxgirl 12
Dump his ass!
regisdaboss 0
I would never treat a girl that way