Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
sleepindogs 8
Today, I realised that my EX-boyfriend called me "bitch" more often than.....
svela213 0
Try looking for a guy who will respect you & not bring you down.
iFizzgig 11
Well are you?
DezzyDoom 3
1. Did you do anything to deserve that? 2. If you didn't, and youre innocent, dump him.
gracehi 33
Even if she does "deserve" it, that's no reason to continually call her "bitch." If she did something so terrible that he can't forgive her for it, he should dump her, not hold it over her head forever. A relationship just can't work like that.
misick718 1
Its not what they CALL YOU its WHAT YOU ANSWER TO
nuclear_dawn 3
That's horrible, why would you still put up with that BS? That's no way for a guy to treat a woman!
Drew167 8
He shouldn't be your boyfriend then that's degrading.
perdix 31
You ought to marry the guy because that will change everything! Once you become his wife, he'll only call you by your real name followed by "baby," "darling," "sweetie" or, if you are Hispanic, "mi amor." Trust me, it really works that way.
NicollieOlliO 0
I believe it
sleepindogs 8
To your face......
Shadow_Phantom 26
And you haven't left him yet...?
liveeee 2
Stop vein stupid and break up with his ass. Find yourself a man that respects you