Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
pkz
France
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
vanillapudding6
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML
me
United States
Kinda ****** up
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Worth it
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Anonymous
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Top comments
goosiesmom123 0
Why not leave him and get child support anyway
Fuckme19 0
aweeee I'm sorry OP FYL):
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Fuckme19 0
aweeee I'm sorry OP FYL):
Lx416 0
ouch -Ł
Averizzle 0
Jerry springer episode right here!
ohdearkristen 0
wow, what a douche bag. dump him and make him pay child support.
DuckOnAStick 0
Usually when your married you divorce. Not trying to be a troll.
RiiOT09 9
do I sense a divorce coming?
imaginaryvoice 18
Marrige is the leading cause of divorce, kids
cabbitt 0
And that's when you move out.
legonut4 0
it's funny because he only uses u for money
thesunsetglow_fml 8
34, it's funny cause you don't have a life.
chuk_norris_fml 0
Also, free cleaning + cooking!!!!
skroal 7
YDI for having kids.
eihtballplaya_fml 4
I'm sure that's just one of the reasons he stays even, though it's a damn good one.
Brittney_E 0
make him sleep on the couch >:D
Unstoppable15 0
awww stfuuuuu you RACIST
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
ydi for being a French female
kristir9426 0
I hate men
emimem4eva 0
38 its funny cuz you have nothing else to do than tell pther people that they have no lives. some people mite like it when she does that :)
IgniteCS 0
its funny cause he is wrong and child support is cheaper than women
Freeze_fml 17
That was funny.
My2864 1
guess whos paying child support now i guess? dumbass move on his part
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, child support you!
paintrain 0
your husband must be jewish
ZleveL 0
95- lesbo!!! ...I LIKE
johnnyexpl0sion 0
95 - no one gives a shit
PattisonDaStud 0
it's funny cause your a s1ut that's with him for money
the101dan 0
lmfao, I love the "trends" in the comments. One person says some thing. Then another rewords it. It repeats until there is a nice list, where half of the comments are hilarious
dragonxfly 0
deserved for taking him in
beastmcbeastly 0
u shud get a divorce
janelly16 7
are u sure he wasn't joking? cause I don't think he would say that and mean it, but then again idk him
ahairygorilluh 0
boner
joeinthedark 18
She's 16 dude. pedo much?
BakNBitz 0
oh, in that case... boner.
MyChemical_fml 0
Lmao 49.. and btw where's Lego???? his comments always make me laugh :D
Elenachka 0
better than the dude that was talking about oral sex to a "hot" 13 year old. be careful, guys... makeup can add "legal" to a face lol
KiddNYC1O 22
well from what she's wearing, she's calling attention to pedos
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
60: Which one? :o Sadly, that's happened several times here. janelly's comment alone should tell you she's young, ya pedos.
the101dan 0
not pedos... Most of the people here are minors :S Also, edit yo pic. You really don't need attention.. from the Internet, k?
defsdgdh 4
124 what are you staring at? everytime I see your comment I wonder.....
borntoperform 14
it was prob in the middle of a huge fight
xGet_Over_It 0
better than nothing.
22cute 17
Geez French men suck as husbands. Just keep a lover. But since it's too late for you, Op, time for a good marriage counselor? (make sure it's a woman)
D34DM4ND4N 2
Wow. I hope he's not serious at least..
lol_ironic_life 9
How insensitive...come back with I only stay with you, because you're cheaper than a gigolo. LoL
lionandthelamb61 9
haha, nice
sadistmonkey 19
The difference being that you actually have sex with a gigolo.
toothache 0
I agree and I'm a minor not a pedophile
goosiesmom123 0
Why not leave him and get child support anyway
laney007 0
go with that, op! :P
Cinn_fml 23
Are you sure he wasn't joking? If he really feels that way, then you need to have a lengthy talk about what you can do to help the situation.
executivemom 0
tell him you can divorce him and get child support, alimony, his car, the house, and his big screen tv.
mcrluverchick 9
haha win
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Tell him "you forgot alimony" as you hand him divorce papers. Once the divorce is final, tell him "oh, and they weren't even yours anyway".
zakkaisftw 0
LMFAO