Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
ceegee415 5
You must be dating my ex. Sucks to be you!
nikweezy 0
Are you one? Do you call him ******** more than u call him by his name? If no to both, time to break up!
Justin0481 5
Ydi, he wouldn't just call you that for no reason. You may want to stop nagging him all the time and go make him a sammich
gertyygirly 4
Maybe it's time for 'bitch' to get a new man!!
heitwl 1
I must be old fashioned but any man referring to his girlfriend or wife as "bitch" really isn't worth anything tithe human race.
Elizakat 6
I know how you feel.
alishous 8
I call mine bitch all the time, only cuz she is. And she calls me dick all the time because She's a bitch. Kidding
alishous 8
It's just our version of "babe" and all that jazz
xgetxbentx 13
Why are you even with a guy who would ever seriously refer to you as that? It's one thing if someone does it jokingly, but it's obviously not much of a joke if it happens that often.
GameDirection 0
What the hell?