Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
Mademoiselle_fml 34
It's a good thing he understands. Sometimes my boyfriend does the same, but I always tell him when it bothers me too. Yay for communication ;3
virginiatech2 6
Ditch him
RottabFML 5
Whenever he calls you bitch reply back and call him an asshole. soon enough we will read an fml about a guy complaining that his girlfriend calls him an asshole more than by his name.
YesyDidWhat 0
I'm sorry but YDI just for letting him EVER call you a bitch.
miss_amazing86 10
That's cool...not -_- You should probably talk to him about it and stick up for yourself. If he doesn't change then find someone who has respect for you.
NYCZO 0
Why would you allow him to call you a bitc h? And if he continuously calls you a bitc h you deserve it
riseagainstbabyy 4
YDI for staying with such a douchebag.
abbynoelle 1
I feel ur pain girl...my bf does the same thing
samusam_fml 4
Yeah well the nice guy in the friend zone would never talk to you like that...but you wouldn't like that would you?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Oh man, I can nearly hear the wails and rage of despair and butthurt through my monitor from this one. Seriously, most guys who get friendzoned don't get "friendzoned" because they're "nice," they get "friendzoned" for not having a damn backbone to come out and say (as soon as they realize that they like the girl) "Hey, I really like you, maybe we can go out sometime?" No, instead they try to wheedle in by being her friend first and hope some stupid after-school comedy situation where "The best friends that realize they are soul mates and love each other forever after hilarious hijinks" is going to come true. Guess what - it's not.
Shrike 24
#262: Grow up, twerp. I only wish you could hear just how pathetically self-entitled and emo-like you sound with your comment. You obviously don't value women as anything more than an emotional maid, just like half you people who constantly bitch about this "friend-zone" thing you weak-willed kids dreamed up as an excuse for your own inadequacies.
Shrike 24
Oh, and I'll just say too that if you'd bothered to read the OP's comment at #151, you'd have seen her boyfriend's a really decent guy who didn't realise she thought he was serious and apologized for his behavior. Meanwhile, paranoid, "oh I'm such a victim" douchebags like you are single. I think that's justice served upon you.
pokefan813 16
Maybe you need to "bitch" slap this guy...