Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
butterflyz1961 2
He would now be "ex" boyfriend.
LGFUADnow 12
Dump him ASAP
stemorrow 4
Dump him. I would never call anyone that I love, especially my girlfriend, that because it's disrespectful to them! Maybe I'm old fashioned, but he should either stop calling you profane names or you should get rid of him and find someone that will respect you and treat you with the utmost love and care that you, as a beautiful woman, deserve!
MyWorldAway 0
You need to get a new boyfriend. seriously, over time you will begin to believe that crap
purebliss7 6
and your with him why? dump his ass and find someone that will cherish you:)
PrettyLady20 0
Call him dick for every time he calls you bitch ;)
choirnerd1808 0
beat his ass bitch!!
CastielJ 6
Time to leave.
PJmeloche 2
Every girl claims they can be a bitch. And always call each other bitches. Whys it wrong a when a guy does it?
bettyloohoo 0
The ass