Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
heyU70 0
It's time to find a new bf.
Raider4life15 2
That is one of the steps leading to an unhealthy, maybe even abusive relationship. Either talk it out and tell him you don't like it or get out of that relationship ASAP
noisebox 1
Call him dick wad
steelflax 5
Shut the **** up
darkangel752 2
Kick him to the curb! Any guy that would rather call you 'bitch' than your name is not worth you time or energy!
Sanch101 7
I suggest you pull him up on it when he does it and inform him that you don't like it and find it insulting. If he still does it get rid of him and move on to someone who treats you with some respect.
dainiusuae 2
Prove him right, sleep with another guy... At least he'll be saying truth... lol
spottyblanket 8
You do realise that is emotional and pschological abuse OP, it is just as bad as physical abuse. If he freely swears at you, it won't be long before he thinks he can get away with hitting you. Get.Out.
kazell09 1
If you treat him like crap that's his way of returning the favor. But if he's like that all the time, it's your fault for calling him your boyfriend.
joncole 6
Another one down smh how good these guys are