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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Careful
Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.
MadameMiller 6
Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)
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Comments (32)
Wandering_Ninja 8
I'm an excellent driver.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Cool story bro
CareFace 16
Since when would a ninja need to drive...? And I cannot comprehend how you can let a pedestrian get by safely and rear-end someone, were they beside O.P? Or behind...? Couldn't of been in front, otherwise they would of been sandwiched between two cars... I don't want to live on this planet anymore. -_-
jtthegr8 26
Maybe you should teach OP to drive
pyromania21 0
u son of a bitch that was me haha jk jk wouldn't that be great tho
Wandering_Ninja 8
Y U NO GET MOVIE QUOTE?
FMLephant 2
Rainman.
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
aww no one got it...
DJRhetorical 4
Boo to everyone thumbing down a rain man reference.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Not the problem here, it wasn't OPs fault.
abbybailey204 19
#15 ya it was. Rear end crashes are always the person who did the rear ending. So in this case, it kinda is OP's fault, even though they were trying to avoid a pedestrian
CrassKal 27
#34 That's not true. What if the person in front stopped suddenly without warning?
xSundae 6
42- Technically 'you're'(the driver in behind) is still at fault. You should be a safe distance behind the driver, not up his ass. What if he or she had a heart attack? Or suddenly hit ice? You should be far enough behind to be able to move out of the way instead of hitting them.
xSundae 6
34- I was at a gas station once and the person put their car in reverse, backed into me, and tried to blame me for getting gas. I was out of my car, and pumping gas. They almost believed him, until I asked to see the security tape.
capnbzarr 43
Yeah... if OP can't pay attention to more than one moving object at a time, he should be taking the bus instead.
armystrong88 1
Would u rather kill someone by accident or get rear ended?
Superstitious 6
Safety can be dangerous...
shariina 3
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Goatinsfriend 8
You're not the only one on the road, but also people can be stupid and rear end you at any time. Hmm.
shoopd 19
If you re-read the FML, OP was the one who rear-ended someone, not the one who got rear-ended.
Goatinsfriend 8
OH! My bad!
PYLrulz 17
Dumbass!
Mitcha857 0
They obviously didn't slow down fast enough if they rear ended the car in front of them. How the hell do you do that?
MadameMiller 6
Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)
hotPinklipstick 24
That's what I think thinking. I think OP was actually checking out a hot jogger and wasn't paying attention to the road. OP just worded it this way to seem innocent.
jtthegr8 26
Smooth, pay attention to EVERYTHING when you're in a car, not just the crazies walking the streets
dookiedoo 0
You should play more GTA
KiddNYC1O 20
I always crash horribly in GTA lmao.
WCARlover 34
Well at least you didn't hit a person themselves, but a car instead
WCARlover 34
Themself* stupid autocorrect
emilyjgraham 34
Could have been worse, you said you'd slowed down and still rear-ended someone. If you'd been going the speed you were before the damage could have been greater and the pedestrian could have been injured. Just looking on the bright side. :)
construction 7
Exactly what I was thinking =P
sean0206 5
Lol my thoughts exactly.. How do you slow down and still manage to rearend someone.. If you slowed down for a pedestrian crossing in front of you then I'd assume the car in front would be on the other side of the pedestrian.
jalapeno64 10
What kind of car was it? That's what we need to worry about
A7x4REVer 3
If it was a 2012 Dodge Charger SRT8 SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE
yuri63f6 7
On the other hand... If it was a Reliant Robin, you did good, mate.