This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, I have to force-feed my crying, screaming, writhing one year old the first bite of every single meal I give her, before she happily and eagerly gobbles down the rest of her food. If we're not home, I have to choose between leaving her whiny and hungry or being suspected of child abuse. FML