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By Charlotte - 13/12/2016 14:15 - Slovakia

Today, I found out that my sister is engaged to my boyfriends father. Today I also found out that she had sex with my boyfriend and she is pregnant. She doesn't know who the father is. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Wow, you are living a badly written soap opera. It also sounds like you have a shortage of trustworthy people in your life. I wouldn't bother waiting for the paternity test results, just ditch the cheating boyfriend now. And when you get a new one, keep your sister away from him.

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cek727 16

And the guy who was supposed to be in a committed relationship is...... innocent? Takes two to tango.

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cek727 16

And the guy who was supposed to be in a committed relationship is...... innocent? Takes two to tango.

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Lollyman 2

Yeah, true, he is a horny ******. They are equally bad. Both deserve a punishment

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Quid_Pro_Quo 1

#3 is just a feminazi. I'm a girl, and I agree that the sister is 1) a bitch, and 2) undeniably horny. If you want the whole "tango" scene, then how about "Wow, what a horny bitch and cheating bastard!"?

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Wow, you are living a badly written soap opera. It also sounds like you have a shortage of trustworthy people in your life. I wouldn't bother waiting for the paternity test results, just ditch the cheating boyfriend now. And when you get a new one, keep your sister away from him.

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ponchoman7 13

Is this a script for a Jerry Springer show? This is just insane.

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