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Freakout

Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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it was actually a burgler diguised as a gas company worker. so good job

glider23 0

That's when you grab the twelve gauge. Well, at least, I do.

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dodge_trucks 0

today I was checking gas meter at this one house and cops arrived thought I was stealing some thing fml

LaneyyLOVE 0

lmao, smart ass!

Ryccardo 0

well, if he stole the meter you'll likely be happy about it...

tmntraphael 0

no fml. it was a legitimate reason to call. i would've.

fake. who would break in the middle of the day? i could understand if it was night time but OP u fail YDI

Number 1 - The police must really hate you

cheergirly16 0

Haha...that sucks:/

Nervous people. Never chew the inside of your cheeks whilst on high strength prescription painkillers.

bitch must be foreign.

hate to see u antsy with a gun in ur hand "il fire warning shots in the ceiling... burglar falls thru the roof