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Today, I was fired from my job as a middle school teacher. Why? I told an 8th grader that Santa Claus wasn't real. He cried and told my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (8613)

On 12/18/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Firedfor..... (man) - United States (Texas)

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8th grader... FHL. Poor kid wait till he finds out the holocaust was real.

#5 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:23pm by DreMaMa

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he was probably faking to get you fired. did you ever do anything to piss him off?

#10 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:28pm by arabianhorse1234

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