by NoFriends / 11/27/2016 at 9:28pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by neverdatingagain / 11/27/2016 at 5:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
DevilsMetsGiants's comment : Was your best friend dating him behind your back or did he just freakishly pull this out of nowhere? What did she say when he asked? We need to know!
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
FalloutScrolls's comment : 4 year old who can read, though! Go you!
by crash and burn / 12/01/2016 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
by Lizziebelle / 12/01/2016 at 3:07am / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I was feeling queasy from the flu so I made some soup to see if it would settle my stomach. It didn't, but at least the giant burn I got on my thigh when the soup spilled hurts enough to distract from the nausea. FML
by Lepisma / 11/27/2016 at 2:22am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Babysitter Probs / 11/27/2016 at 12:58am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
by CollegeStudent / 11/26/2016 at 12:55am / Miscellaneous
hutchinsons2's comment : You sure they're your friends?
Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML
Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got him to sleep, I tried to go to bed. My husband is now snoring, farting and taking up my side of the bed. I desperately need some sleep. FML
by purpletrout / 11/30/2016 at 1:39am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…