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By Pantsontheground - / Thursday 9 August 2018 12:30 / United States - New York
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By Why Charlie!? WHY!? - / Thursday 9 August 2018 13:00 /
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By Bad footwear choice - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:30 / Canada - Whitby
By Rach - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 23:30 /
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Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML

By grinded my life - / Thursday 9 August 2018 04:00 / Singapore - Singapore
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 20:30 /
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So, the second half of the story: Cousin got the bunny away from the cats before it was completely dead, and when I couldn’t fix her “new pet” she wanted to sit and watch it die. And take it to another relative’s house and bury it in *their* yard. Took a while to convince her to leave it in a “safe place” (bushes where my cats like to hang out, so they could finish the job). Hey, saves me money on...
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By damn it dad! - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 12:00 / Philippines - Paranaque

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

By LennyFace134 - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 22:00 / Canada - Burlington
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By I can't stand leg puns - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 02:30 / United Kingdom - Feltham
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Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax. FML

By StickyVag - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:30 / New Zealand
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By done - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 11:30 / United States - North Las Vegas
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