by Al / 06/13/2016 at 11:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Tripartita's comment : You know how spouses who have been together a while sometimes renew their vows? It might be worth calling up your ex and renewing your breakup.
by tracy4191 / 06/13/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
faeryofshalott's comment : Well, now you will be. Doesn't she read the box? If you take laxatives for too long your body won't poop without them.
by snazz23 / 06/13/2016 at 10:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
Welshite's comment : It's Texas, so I don't blame you for refusing to drive her. We use horses here.
Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML
by ForeverAGirlfriend / 06/13/2016 at 12:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Toloveornottolove / 06/12/2016 at 12:08pm / Canada / Love
Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML
by babyscarface / 06/12/2016 at 11:48am / United States (California) / Love
by Lonely, I am so lonely / 06/12/2016 at 9:41am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Minnie / 06/12/2016 at 9:33am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 6:00am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love