by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
LostInTheZone11's comment : There was an opportunity there, but good for him on not taking it.
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
WCARlover's comment : Don't worry OP, it wouldn't be you ruining the relationship, it would be her fiancé's own insecurity
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
by DogBeater / 06/20/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
chuka81's comment : Did someone confront you for beating your dog? Or did you just see them looking at you and assumed they were judging you? I do not think dog brutality is so common that people would see a crying dog and assume he was beaten.
by Tigerninjagoalie / 06/20/2016 at 7:13pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML.
by Xerfox / 06/20/2016 at 4:34pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, while doing a course abroad, I went to buy some condoms at a supermarket, because my boyfriend was joining me for the weekend. I don’t really understand the language in this country, but I clearly understood that the cashier was suggesting we try them out together. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
by Jokkim / 06/20/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Muchacha22 / 06/20/2016 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Work
by J-Sauce / 06/20/2016 at 10:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Medfail / 06/20/2016 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Health
Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML
by PaintedDoll / 06/19/2016 at 11:12pm / United States / Holidays