by StillAVirgin / 10/17/2016 at 11:23am / Denmark / Love
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
mermaidkeels's comment : Tell him you're too busy looking for a job to spend time with him. If he is still your boyfriend, that is.
by dez / 10/16/2016 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
Tripartita's comment : And that's when it occurred to you why your mother is 30 and your grandmother is 45.
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
by Whyudodis / 10/01/2016 at 3:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
gracehi's comment : "No, you stupid bitch, your waist crushed my hand. Watch where you're leaning."
by RjsBabe / 10/01/2016 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was excited to finally get an interview after being unemployed since getting out of the military nearly a year ago. Turns out, they weren't even interested in hiring me. They'd just never met a female Marine before. FML
by Female / 09/28/2016 at 11:26pm / United States (California) / Work
by Fffhjno / 09/28/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (Utah) / Kids
by Roommate / 09/28/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by DrawingWaves / 09/27/2016 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
by Screamslikeagirl / 09/27/2016 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
by Jade / 10/15/2016 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…