By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Friday 28 April 2017 04:10 /
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Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

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Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:19 / United States - Mountain View
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By StinkyFrogHunter - / Sunday 7 May 2017 00:26 / Canada - Toronto
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By Pame - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:20 / Argentina
By Kelly - / Friday 5 May 2017 22:17 / United States - Federal Way
World

Today, I was running to catch a bus and when I finally got on, the driver closed the door on me. My arm is now entirely purple. FML

By MagicS2 - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:08 / Brazil
World

Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:06 / Italy
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By Layne - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:02 / Brazil
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