Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States
Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States
Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - misc - by GymnasticsQueen (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I am now 20 minutes late for work. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by jake (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by bystander (man) - United States (Connecticut)
