Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:33am - health - by SeeTony (man) - United States (California)
Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down $64,000. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)
Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 8:30pm - health - by CB (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 7:19pm - health - by ohmigodimchokin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who proceeded to tell me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by squishy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)
