by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
by 12MONTHLEASE / 04/21/2016 at 8:30pm / United States / Intimacy
ClockworkPoleaxe's comment : Maybe that was just their foreplay. They might be into rampaging murderers. You never know.
by Traffickills / 04/21/2016 at 8:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
EwahWeeWah's comment : I'd be more concerned for the people who got in the accident, lol.
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Love
Tripartita's comment : As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My porn always rings the doorbell before I watch it.
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
by 404 justice not found / 04/21/2016 at 3:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Mcwifi / 04/21/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 12:55am / India (Delhi) / Work
by notjustfat / 04/20/2016 at 7:24pm / United States / Love
by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health
by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, after 2 weeks of hard work in the heat planting a garden, just as I thought the most stressful part was over, my wife's mother comes over and brings a huge dog. She then threw a tennis ball for the dog into my freshly seeded garden multiple times, completely destroying most of it. FML
by Completely Fed Up / 04/20/2016 at 2:55pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
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