by emeraldarcher74 / 11/19/2016 at 1:34pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by NotTHATbad / 11/19/2016 at 12:26pm / Intimacy
InfiniteSunshine's comment : I actually think she lost both here. What she did is awful and shows she's just vindictive and petty. She resorts to revenge tactics, instead of expressing her feelings and talking about them like an adult, that's incredibly unhealthy. I've met children more mature than that. This is just so gross, I'd get new pillows.
by emisara93 / 11/14/2016 at 7:38pm / United States / Health
by LifeLikeLemons / 11/14/2016 at 6:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Alittlebitiffy / 11/14/2016 at 7:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly born ones. FML
by inthesticks / 11/19/2016 at 1:21am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, and like every year, my godmother sent me a card asking me why I never call her, and why we don't go out on my birthday. Six years ago, she told me on my birthday I was going to hell for moving with my boyfriend and then sprayed me with perfume. He is now my husband, and she claims she forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
by avocadotoe / 11/14/2016 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Intimacy
almost_there44's comment : I hope this is not the case and hopefully I'm wrong. But, were you and your partner house sitting and about to have sex? That's just nasty and disrespectful to the people's house y'all were watching.
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
by Oy Vay / 11/14/2016 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Money
Dat_Class_Tho's comment : I want to vote FYL because that's a pretty big facepalm moment. But I also want to vote YDI because you helped her get a credit card without bothering to teach her how they work.
Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2016 at 10:35pm / Transportation