by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
warrior2's comment : Why all the rrrrrrrrs?
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
by wellthen / 07/12/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
by TooGulible / 07/12/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
cacheson's comment : I bet he had it planned the whole time.
by Sarcasmo / 07/12/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML
by Victoria / 07/12/2016 at 10:10am / Miscellaneous
justcommenting19's comment : How dare you be careful with your own life?! That's not gods will! In all seriousness though, do you really want a crazy, over-zealously religious woman like that be near your son? Be thankful, maybe?
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
by CallmeTokey / 07/11/2016 at 11:21pm / Miscellaneous
by katiebug / 07/11/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Kansas) / Geek
by Bestbirthday / 07/11/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Midion / 07/11/2016 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Transportation
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work
Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was disowned by my mother because I asked her to tone it down on Facebook. She flipped out… Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.… Today, I bought my husband a massage to help with his back pain. He said his back hurt too much to…