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Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

xlord's comment : You should've told him you ate an apple

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Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

#21443152
86 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

feven's comment : Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts

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Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML

#21443051
41 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

#21443044
47 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by IssacB (man) - United States

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

#21443043
68 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 1:50pm - misc - by is cum a fruit or a vegetable? (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

#21443029
58 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

people_annoy_me's comment : What a bad shituation you're in.

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Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

#21443019
77 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML

#21442988
56 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 10:59am - work - by yeah - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

#21442946
51 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 8:40am - misc - by damnnn - Australia

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

#21442921
95 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
108 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML

Today, it's got to the point where my parents have to force me to plan social outings. FML

#21442703
50 comments

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On 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by TheDarth (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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