Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
by aireeahna / 05/20/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Iowa) / Love
felicialynnnn's comment : As someone who is currently living with my ex boyfriend, maybe I can provide some insight. My ex and I don't have enough money to afford to pay out our lease, so we have to live together until it's over and then go our separate ways. It's not easy by any means, but sometimes coming up with a deposit for a new place and paying out an old lease at the same time isn't feasible.
by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love
hellnosucka's comment : just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
Today, I got a splinter in my shop class. The teacher dug at it with tweezers for a while, then told me that my best bet would be to wait until the wound got infected and formed a bunch of pus around the splinter to force it out. It's in my dominant hand's palm. FML
by pain / 05/20/2016 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Health
chuka81's comment : You have two choices here. You could either listen to your teacher, or go see a qualified doctor.
by No thanks / 05/19/2016 at 8:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by goldenpuppy / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
by TotallyDeservedIt / 05/19/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek