By Anonymous - / Friday 4 May 2018 01:30 /
World

Today, my boyfriend accused me of ruining his life by getting pregnant. Apparently, the "love of his life" has now left him, and it's all my fault. I thought we were monogamous. FML

By WhatAKeeper - / Wednesday 2 May 2018 15:00 / Denmark
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By Hatemyjobbb - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 19:00 /
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OP here! A few things: the gift certificate was given to my mother, who gave it to me. It was not a gift-giving occasion she was trying to cop out of, she simply found it in a box one day and thought I'd get better use of it. The real fun was that a completely different hotel took over this one and continued to use the same phone number, so it took nearly 20 minutes with a very confused guest service...
By Avocadopurse - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 16:54 /
By GeesLouisee - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 15:00 /
World

Today, 30 seconds after waking up and shuffling into the bathroom, the mother of all spiders lost its fight with gravity and fell into my lap while I was peeing. I went from 0-100 wide awake and screaming at 6am. FML

By ScaredShitless - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom - Sheffield
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