By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 15:00 /
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Today, I felt frisky and went down on my boyfriend, only to come face to face with a tick that had buried itself in his inner thigh. Killed the mood a bit. FML

By Ticknexttodick - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 05:00 / Netherlands - Utrecht
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 01:30 /
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Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back...
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you think i would lend him my keys knowing he was wasted? he took them. end of story.
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By RootalyTootToot - / Friday 29 June 2018 15:00 /
World

Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

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