by lauren / 06/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
by GoAggies / 06/21/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Utah) / Geek
willis143's comment : He has his priorities straight
Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML
by over_due / 06/21/2016 at 12:12pm / United States / Health
by Pseudo / 06/21/2016 at 1:33am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Kids
stangbang92's comment : I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
LostInTheZone11's comment : There was an opportunity there, but good for him on not taking it.
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
by DogBeater / 06/20/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Tigerninjagoalie / 06/20/2016 at 7:13pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML.
by Xerfox / 06/20/2016 at 4:34pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, while doing a course abroad, I went to buy some condoms at a supermarket, because my boyfriend was joining me for the weekend. I don’t really understand the language in this country, but I clearly understood that the cashier was suggesting we try them out together. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
by Jokkim / 06/20/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…