By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 July 2017 21:30 /

By FML Approved - / Thursday 13 July 2017 18:30 /
FML - The follow-up
blackbird8 Say more :
OP here. Update: my mom asked me to back up her phone again this weekend :O Since she saves everything on her phone she doesn't have enough storage for updates, so I have to back up and clear her phone fairly frequently. This weekend she told me she needed me to back up her phone AGAIN...I politely declined. And then had to explain to her why #AWKWARD. It's not the fact that they're boobs (duh,...
By yepi'mblindnow - / Thursday 13 July 2017 11:48 /
By "liisiuu" - / Thursday 13 July 2017 05:00 /
By FML Approved - / Thursday 13 July 2017 03:40 /

Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

By tiredInMD - / Wednesday 12 July 2017 18:39 / United States - Pasadena
World

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML

By rupture-imminente - / Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:00 / France
By FML Approved - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 18:30 / France - Paris
By "BunnysKitty" - / Monday 10 July 2017 22:30 / United States - Columbia City
FML - The follow-up

Today, someone called wanting to talk to my son. My 6-week-old baby is receiving more phone calls than I am. FML

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Hi, OP here. Someone called and went like "Can I talk to Mr. N****, please?". At first I thought he meant my husband, but it turned out to be my son. I said "Well, I don't think you can talk to him, he is just six weeks old. So you might want to talk to me instead". Turns out he was the assistant of the specialist I had made an appointment with because of an issue with my son's spine (something went...
By onye - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 01:53 /
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By Anonymous - / Monday 10 July 2017 21:00 / Argentina
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