by Undersexed / 09/14/2016 at 6:01pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Soverain's comment : Well then tell him how you don't like how he orgasms so quickly. Talk to your partner about what gets you off, try some foreplay. Have him pleasure you with his mouth instead if he cums too fast. Nothing is going to change if you guys don't communicate and you'll both be unsatisfied. Communication is key to a healthy relationship.
by AlwaysTired / 09/14/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Transportation
jttorkildson's comment : It's the 14th, which means OP's parents have visited three times in two weeks. That's ridiculous, especially since they live 5 hours away. It's totally reasonable that OP is burnt out and irritated. OP, you need some boundaries. Establish how often you feel comfortable with them visiting, tell them and stick to it.
Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML
by maybe next time? / 09/14/2016 at 7:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
LostInTheZone11's comment : Can you talk to who's in charge. Not getting in is one thing, but something like that is just unprofessional on their part.
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
by disturbedgd / 09/14/2016 at 7:29am / South Africa / Work
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
by makehimscrubit / 09/13/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ProudMamma / 09/13/2016 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I missed out on my first cooking lesson because I was an hour late. I cannot go to the rest of them because if you don't attend the first class then you are not allowed to attend the rest. I just spent $70 on a cooking course that I won't be able to attend. FML
by That Person / 09/13/2016 at 8:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my stupid coworker informed the managers that there were no more kids' menus downstairs. Trusting her word, they ordered 3 full boxes. She then asked me where we kept them. We now have 12,000 kids menus to fold. FML
by Lissa / 09/13/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza / 09/13/2016 at 5:17pm / United States / Transportation
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was 'drying the water'. FML
by slitherasssnape / 09/13/2016 at 2:53pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Work
by Oops / 09/13/2016 at 2:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/13/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love