Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:59am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
MrConfusion's comment : Insults are like an ocean and your body is like a ship. You can't sink unless you choose to let the water inside you.
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
by sociallyanxiousroomie / 04/19/2016 at 6:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
ladyLALAA's comment : At least they asked, I guess.
by chuffberry / 04/19/2016 at 9:39am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
cacheson's comment : And then the stress of of your allergic reaction causes more acne. It's a cruel vicious cycle.
by Singleagain / 04/19/2016 at 8:01am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by WhoaZombie / 04/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 7:40pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Notpunny / 04/18/2016 at 6:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by j / 04/18/2016 at 6:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
by RestlessDiesel / 04/18/2016 at 10:40am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals