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Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (3137)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

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Maybe you should file a claim....

#1 - On 08/08/2012 at 12:55pm by sidewaysponytail

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When you go again, drop a apple or something heavy in the toilet and say ahhh. Or just bring earplugs.

#3 - On 08/08/2012 at 12:56pm by stormchaser24

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