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By pizzagurl - / Saturday 9 May 2009 04:43 / United States
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u should have just pretended to accidentally drop the pizza on the ground and get a fucking new one... instead of watching her take the pizza from ur f'ing hands... ass hole

Today, I ordered a pizza because I was feeling hungry. Seeing as how I've been in a wheelchair since a crippling accident years ago, I arranged for it to be delivered to my dorm. As I was eating it, I read an FML about someone spitting into a pizza as he was delivering it to a lady in a wheelchair. FML.

I would never wish harm on anyone, but... karma's a bitch, dude, and if you lose your legs in a freakish pizza-delivery-boy accident in a few weeks, I hope you'll post that FML here too.

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