By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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sidewaysponytail 0

Maybe you should file a claim....

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Savner 16

50 shades of grey is a poorly written **** book based off of the characters in twilight that romanticizes abusive relationships. Yeah great book ._.

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lelo007 11

Obviously those of you who are telling OP to take longer on purpose, have never read (or tried to read, in my case) 50 Shades of Grey. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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Dracoboxer357 35

33- My wife dared me to read it. This is a trying time for me....but I will endure it to the end of the book.....eventually. ;P

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lelo007 11

Haha 35- you do know there are 2 more after this one, right? May God be with you. I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

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downtime 12

Next time he starts reading you start making masturbation sounds, or keep the door open and stare that bitch in the eyes as you do your business. If you have to be uncomfortable I see no reason not to just embrace it and send a little awkwardness back.

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KingCeltic77 18

Sounds like you work at Dunder Mifflin. You're a time thief.

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Enslaved 36

Your boss must have a shit smelling fetish!

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mhopper 13

That it or he really wanted an excuse to read Fifty Shades of Grey!

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1happymummy 14

I feel sorry for you for no other reason than because you have to endure such a terrible book. Download an airhorn app and play it over his reading

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newburton13 26

I'm pretty sure that's harassment of some sort.

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stephhrunsaway 21

50 Shades of Grey? What cruel and unusual punishment! And for all the fans out there, I will say this: 50 SHADES SUCKS ASS. I couldn't even finish reading it; it was THAT horrible.

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FalconWhitaker 20

Ouch! That's cruel and unusual punishment!

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barrett89 1

Sounds like an open and shut sexual harrassment case if you live in North America you have enough of a case to not only get him fired if he's middle management but u will get enough of a pay off all ur bills and to take a long vacation to deal with your mental and emotional scars

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Shadytko 5

I'm sorry but that is pretty funny. I can see it being incredibly awkward but none the less..

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