By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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sidewaysponytail 0

Maybe you should file a claim....

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Savner 16

50 shades of grey is a poorly written **** book based off of the characters in twilight that romanticizes abusive relationships. Yeah great book ._.

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dfens 8

YDI, because classy women don't shit.

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snafu63 0

and all that accomplished was to give a boner.

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Ohmyheaven 6

Sounds like a medical condition. Go get that checked!!

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ArgentumAurum 24

It never specified that he did it too much, it said that his boss thought that, so I don't see how it could sound like a medical condition...

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13katjade 6

Instead he should walk in and start playing Justin beiber really loudly

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blue_seduction 6

My name is Blake too!

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musicfreak3197 1

Your boss is awesome

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MangaManiacNat 13

Sounds like you have IBS, you should get a doctor to check it out.

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