By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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sidewaysponytail 0

Maybe you should file a claim....

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Savner 16

50 shades of grey is a poorly written **** book based off of the characters in twilight that romanticizes abusive relationships. Yeah great book ._.

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rock78_fml 6

You might want to talk to someone in HR.

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fdeg4161 13

That's evil.... >_<

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

50 Shades of Grey is rapidly becoming the next Twilight - meaning the most overrated book series out there to a lot of people yet loved by a lot of others. Well at least the hate will finally leave Twilight...still, OP you should talk to someone higher up than your boss about this; there's no way it's legal.

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

Fifty shade of grey was originally a twilight fanfinction ._. I can't help buy wonder how many girls in my class who read twilight have moved on to that xD;;

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ya_momma 4

Maybe you should stop taking craps in public toilets. Ydi

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ArgentumAurum 24

THATS WHAT A TOILET IS FOR. I sincerely hope that you are being sarcastic.

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worldclassrager 39

eat a ton of vegetables and beans that will probably get rid of him...

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pirringa99 0

Did it make you poop...there?

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