By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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sidewaysponytail 0

Maybe you should file a claim....

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Savner 16

50 shades of grey is a poorly written **** book based off of the characters in twilight that romanticizes abusive relationships. Yeah great book ._.

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coboy 5

You'r boss sounds like he's got a great, twisted sense of humor. That's awesome!

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luckoirish14 6

That's terrible but awesome for your boss

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ldkundin 0

Except 50 shades of grey are the best books ever.

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MTZ8590 4

I don't know what's scarier.... the fact that he follows you to the bathroom? or the fact that he owns a copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey"?

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88vivera 9

No offense but if my boss did that I would either quit or go to the bathroom somewhere else

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iwadasn 32

In your boss's defense, that's an awesome way to get someone to finish what they're doing and leave.

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kmt12890 5

Why does your boss have a copy of 50 shades of grey?

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TheDovahkiid 2

Seems fitting your taking a shit he's putting in what your losing.

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