Work and NSFW: Nosy

Nosy

By QUIT MY JOB - 19/09/2026 22:00 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 19 September 2026 22:01

Situational Awareness is a handy thing to have.

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DLBL 21

Saturday 19 September 2026 22:01

Situational Awareness is a handy thing to have.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 19 September 2026 23:39

Also having the awareness not to write "smut" while at work is just as handy, if not moreso.

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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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