By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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sidewaysponytail 0

Maybe you should file a claim....

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Savner 16

50 shades of grey is a poorly written **** book based off of the characters in twilight that romanticizes abusive relationships. Yeah great book ._.

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alec81484 3

That's a harassment lawsuit and a sexual harassment lawsuit rolled into one. You were given a gift.

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cr3ativity 15

Buy a gun! Pussy out! Puke on his desk! Jump out the window!

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Calyx_fml 21

Next time have an onion for lunch. Your shit and gas will smell so bad that he'll have to leave.

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Urpoppy 21

That is a serious case of harassment. Talk to Human Resources ASAP. Or better yet, an attorney.

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mpalmiter4717 8

Take a stink bomb in the bathroom and break it discreetly. That should clear your boss out. Just remember to breathe through your mouth!

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Tyvex 2

Get a weirder more sexually deranged book, like some Nabokov shit and read that louder. There's too much of a law suit culture in Borth America.

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : "Sorry boss, I was into that paragraph. Please continue on to chaper 6..."

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Jasonf6 0

Sexual harassment claim written ALL over that one.

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