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Today, I had to move back in with my dad and brother. After getting settled, I had to shower. I got everything ready and when I got in, it smelled strongly of pee. The stink was so intense I could barely breathe. Cleaning doesn't even help. I'm stuck here for at least a month. I hate living with men. FML

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
29 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206
59 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML

#21442079
61 comments

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On 07/15/2015 at 2:06pm - misc - by lesousterre - United States (Missouri)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

#19883197
84 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

#21423486
84 comments

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On 06/09/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by I-love-my-tea - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
75 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
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On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

#20099119
82 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

#20097224
76 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

#21100070
188 comments

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On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

#21425623
61 comments

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On 06/13/2015 at 9:27pm - animals - by patient_mom - Australia (Victoria)



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